So to begin my blonde celebration I’ve chosen to start with
one of my faves. There is no one cooler
or chicer than this lady. She is my
absolute, number one style icon.
Yes she is a puppet, yes she is off Thunderbirds. And No I
don’t care about either off these things.
Lady Penelope is just the epitome of the cool blonde. Calm, elegant, always looks fabulous even
under the tensest situations them crazy puppets get themselves into.
I love her sixties bob, I love her sixties makeup, I love
her pink co-ordinates, I love her car, I love her big fur coat, I love her
cigarette holder, I love that she smokes, I love her accessories, I love her
Mondrian number. I love her. She is properly excellent. And underneath the calm, poised, glamorous
exterior, she’s a total badass. She
could have the rest of those thunderbird puppets for breakfast and look utterly
F.A.B whilst doing so.
And she’s a lady, a real one. She needs to be on the cover of Tatler right
now. Step aside P-Middy you commoner,
Lady P. is in the house.